the Complainer
I'm Shari. 25. Los Angeles.
I have no focus.
I'm (not) a photographer, Photoshop retouch-er, make-up artist, and illustrator.
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Post reblogged from What the hell..
yes i do graffiti
omg, elementary school. I thought I was so bad ass drawing this on everything, and using it as the S for my name -___-
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Photoset reblogged from Tea Drinking Hipster Artsy-Fartsy Kids
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Photo reblogged from Tea Drinking Hipster Artsy-Fartsy Kids
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
(Source: secretsbest)
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Photoset reblogged from Tea Drinking Hipster Artsy-Fartsy Kids
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Photoset reblogged from Dear Jamie
Obesity -___- if that’s fat, I’m a fucking 8 ton whale.
Those mannequins are great. I dono why mannequins hafta be so weirdly thin, they seem even thinner than stick skinny runway models. And why do some of them have really inappropriately pokey nipples? =/ no me gusta
(Source: smittimjc)
